23 May 13
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‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*

    Me: Hello?
    Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
    Me: I have no mother.
    Her: Well can I speak to your father?
    Me: Yeah, which one?
    Her: Which one is home?
    Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
    Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
    Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
    Her: So who's Antonio?
    Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
    Her: So Carlos was cheating?
    Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
    Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
    Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
    Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
    Me: I never said that.
    Her: Yes, yes you did!
    Me: No I didn't.
    Her: Y-yes! You did!
    Me: Did what?
    Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
23 May 13
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I always lose my faith in humanity when I read Youtube comments.

#gnah
22 May 13
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mosoli: im still laughing at this

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via bia1007)

22 May 13
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eruditefour:

from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel

white pencil crayon.

Terms and Conditions.

Warning label on cookie dough packages. 

“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings

myspace

crocs

First piece of bread in a loaf.

image

image

did somebody say bread

(Source: reginageorges, via black-white-pitches)

22 May 13
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french: my life all wrapped up into one photo

french:

my life all wrapped up into one photo

(Source: memewhore, via naturalshocks)

22 May 13
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My dad just rushed into my room, going on about how the thing about Yahoo buying Tumblr was in the papers and the article said that Tumblr is known for pornographic content, and now he wanted to have ‘a talk’ with me. 

I’m laughing so hard right now.

22 May 13
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The song “Carry On My Wayward Son” will forever be something like home to me.

22 May 13
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himaruyeah:

*silently puts fandom references in all my schoolwork*

(via marciellesmusings)

21 May 13
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yunoeatyourbroccoli:

theguiltydufresne:

nabeleon:

“i’m gonna draw” i whisper as i don’t

“I’m gonna write” I whisper as I don’t.

“I’m gonna get a life” I whisper as I don’t

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21 May 13
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64kbps:

atherys:

64kbps:

why does tumblr feel the need to ship everything

because we’ll never have relationships of our own

ow

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