"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Girls are really lizard people?
Sometimes, I don’t understand the demons on Supernatural.
Like, okay, you can’t cross a salt line. Fine. But they only ever salt the doors/windows.
You’re a demon. Just punch through a wall.
Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a little vandalism.
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
well this is an awkward sequence of assumptions